Murder He Wrote

Back in 2009 I started this Series that went crazy all over facebook… I wanted to bring it back… Thanks to Tish. Enjoy! Happy Full Moon!


Murder He Wrote (Part 1)

He wrote with a deadly pen…

If your name was mentioned in a sentence

The cemetery would be awaiting your entrance 

It was murder he wrote…

Death by notes…

Such killer quotes…

See his pen was given to him by a well known serial killer named Tim…

I guess you can say his pen is possessed…

He knew that

And if you ever posed as a threat…

You will be sentenced to death…

Literally…

Like his ex girlfriend Emily…

She was the first to get it…

She cheated on him with another man.

So with the pen in his hand he began…

To write…

Peaking through her window with my knife in hand.  Emily(lightning strikes) has no idea death soon awaits her… HA HA HA…. Her bloody corpse will ease my mind for all those times she cheated on me. So I creep through the back door. She’s alone in the shower.

I’ll wait in the closet where she keeps her towels. The water stops. I hear her walking… wait that’s the door. I peek out, she has left the bathroom. SHIT! She already has a towel. Ok. Plan B. FUCK THAT! I’ma make a noise to bring her to me. I start banging on the closet door. I can hear her voice. She sounds startled. She’s approaching… then she stops… I bang again… She walks in to the bathroom. She looks in the shower… then behind the toilet. HAHA she’s so dumb… then out of no where… BAMMM. I stab her in the neck, then twice in the back, once in the chest. And left the scene a mess… The obituary reads… Rest in Pieces… Emily(lighting strikes again) 

He has to end every note with… “The obituary reads… Rest in Pieces… and the person’s name” for it to work…

Sure enough it did.

Emily was found the next day dead with several Lacerations 

From a slip and fall into a glass table from the second floor of her home.

The one piece of glass to her neck is what killed her.

Or should I say his pen…

“(smirk) em em em.. ahh…”

As he began to thumb through his phone book searching for every person that ever hurt him…

Then he found Turley…

The bully from high school who always used to steal his food…

With the pen in his hand he began…

To write…

Look at him cutting into that steak, devouring that plate. I hope Turley (lighting strikes) said grace cuz he’s gonna die today. He was always a glut. He saw food he couldn’t pass it up. Used to always beat me up and steal my lunch. Well this time revenge is sweet… Yea I got his favorite treat… Cheesecake. But this is not your normal cheesecake. This one has a special ingredient, rat poison. This is for all the times he embarrassed me and blackened my eye. He doesn’t remember me I’m sure so I’ll knock on his door with my surprise. Knock Knock. He opens the door… Hi I’m uhh… new to the neighborhood just thought you would like some cheesecake my wife made. “CHEESECAKE! GREAT! MY FAV! THANKS!” Well see ya later neighbor. I crept around to a window just to watch him eat. He didn’t hesitate to attack “My Wife’s” treat. Never to wake up he eventually fell asleep. The obituary reads… Rest in Pieces… Turley (lighting strikes again) 

The next day Turley was found dead…

He choked on a chicken bone and suffocated himself

It helped the author relieve a lot of stress 

Rubbing his hands together

He searches for whose next…

To be continued…

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