Murder He Wrote (Part 5)

Murder He Wrote (Part 5)

BANG! Before he could finish preying a shot to the head… He’s now dead… The obituary reads… Rest in pieces… Mr. Brown (Lightning strikes again)…

Imitating his cousin,

He ended it the exact same way.

Said everything he was suppose to say 

To make sure Rev Brown was dead.

Sure enough he was.

From a car accident.

Some guy was driving drunk and crashed into him…

He died instantly.

But Mitch didn’t know a thing…

He was just writing…

Didn’t even notice the lightning…

So proud of his writing…

He rushed in to tell his cousin…

“Hey cuz don’t trip… I read your book when you were sleep and maaaan… It’s deep… It inspired me to write this… Maybe you can use it… I killed rev brown just like the serial killer would do it…”

The author replied… “YOU FOOL! DO YOU HAVE ANY…” He cut himself off…

Then calmly said “You know sometimes you should mind your business… Do you have my pen?”

Mitch gave it to him and said I wrote a poem for Tracy too…

The author replied “all of a sudden now I’m in a writing mood now leave my room…”

With the pen in his hand he began…

To write…

Hmm… Cousin Mitch (lightning Strikes) who is nosey and likes to write… I’ma set him up nice. He wrote a poem about a girl he likes…named Tracy… (Lighting strikes) first I’ma need some gasoline and a lighter… I’ma set them on fire. Cuz will literally be a ghost writer. Let’s see I’ll set it up for them to meet… (Ok now on to the meet…) the both of them at a bar somewhere off Peach Tree and they are talking… I’m trying to figure out how to get them alone so I can move on AHH! GOT IT!. I pull the fire alarm. “EVERYONE REMAIN CALM!” The bouncers are screaming. I follow them to the exit now to the parking lot… Wait… He’s getting her car. Now its my chance to tear them apart. She starts her car and leaves out. I’m following them we are in route. They stop at a burger place. She has a convertible I’ma do this the easy way. A bottle full of gasoline i grab a towel and light it… HAHA…! FIRE!… I throw it and it lands on his back. She swerves and crash. Trying to put out the fire she makes it worse. Mitch is screaming “IT BURNS!” so frightened he doesn’t think to get out and roll… The car catches fire and UP! It grows…I Drive away… Far from the seen… I hear KABOOOM! Mission complete… The obituary reads… Rest in pieces… Mitch and Tracy (lighting strikes again)

Now here’s where it gets crazy.

Mitch already wrote about Tracy

So they don’t die…

Not even Mitch…

But the door bell rings 

And guess who it is…

To be continued…

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